29 April 2017

Profanity and News: We're Moving and We Have a Destination!

I cannot disclose the location of our destination. I can only say that where we are going, sunshine will abound and we will have snow in the winter. Where we are going, we will be on 5 acres of land, close to a lake and a river, and close enough to the city to use the electric car.
            Where we are going, we can take all three cats. We could take Baby, too, if we wanted to, but fuck that bitch. She is Pat’s responsibility. He has plans for her.
            We are moving much, much more quickly than we anticipated. Due to the fact that I do not trust the property management people to prorate rent properly this month, we are moving absolutely as soon as we are approved for the house in the mountains. You may wonder which mountains, but there are some I’d rather not know our destination. Imagine all the mountain ranges in the United States. Now imagine which ones have affordable housing. Good luck finding us.
            The important thing to note in this entry is that if all goes well, we will be moving on Tuesday, May 2nd. This would mean I’d head south on May 3rd, after spending a night with my grandmother in Tacoma.
            Packing has begun. The majority of my books are now in boxes and I only await the visit of my friend for the return of one. We've thrown a few options out to the four winds to see who picks up on them. People think we are moving to Colorado, but some think we might go to Las Vegas. I haven't mentioned how we've looked at houses throughout Texas, in parts of Arizona, and also in areas in Virginia, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, New York, Indiana, Illinois, and Kentucky.
            There’s not much more to say, here. More news will come once we are settled in the new place. It could take a while. I just hope it doesn’t throw a wrench too far into the gears of my machinations.

1 comment:

  1. I really do hope you guys have better luck where you're going than Washington has treated you. I'll miss you and Stacie knowing it'll be really hard to see you. 😭

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